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I am a Journalistic Photographer
Hellsing2
17/Male/New Zealand
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Last Visit: 34 weeks ago
a.k.a. Batarang
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All of you on Deviant art (or deviant fart, as I call it, referring to the stinkyness of most of the work here) are talentless morons. I walk amongst you as Noah walked amongst the rotting corpses of the sinners after the great flood. I would hope to let you learn from my greatness, but alas, your eyes are moulded shut with lard, and you appreciate not my insight into the true nature of art.
Nevertheless, if you are smart enough to appreciate it, my art will be here.
This is your Lord and Saviour Hellsing, signing off -
uh, well.. I might have said alot of crap, but I believe you really need to do something that's your own. Umm.... i guess the.. butterfly guy in the leopard print skirt is a start.....-.- Sorry ya?
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts, atheist.
...*sweatdrop* I see.... I regret to tell you i'm only an artist in training. Why don't you go ask a real artist what they think of you. I was only trying to help.
May the Lord have mercy on your poor, lost soul.
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts, atheist.
Your mind is obviously too feeble to comprehend my work. It is on a higher plane of conciousness than you have sunk to in your mediocre and unfulfilling life.
Can't say I agree on your taste of "real art",
but I like your taste in music. Roll On
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Step 1: Slit my throat. Step 2: Play with my blood. Step 3: Cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing from the house. Step 4: Stop by Lake Michigan and rinse your crimson hands.
The greatest Artist ever
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts, atheist.
May the Lord have mercy on your poor, lost soul.
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts, atheist.
Thanks for trying though, better luck next time!
but I like your taste in music. Roll On
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Step 1: Slit my throat.
Step 2: Play with my blood.
Step 3: Cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing from the house.
Step 4: Stop by Lake Michigan and rinse your crimson hands.
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Lol b&
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